January 2009
107 posts
Is That About Me, Dean?
i never know for sure.
“One Of My Crayons Is A Beaver. It Doesn’t Look Like A Beaver, It Looks...”
– Keely, Observing Her Crayola Crayon Tower
Withdrawing From Seroquel: Not Such A Good Idea.
last night i withdrew from seroquel because my refill script hadn’t been filled yet. LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. it was awful. AWFUL. i don’t even want to go into details right now. but i fucking lost it, i couldn’t sleep, i had to keep moving, i was talking to myself, i was being more irrational than usual, i was talking about “going to magic fairy land” and...
Love, Kanye, Money, Logic, Hiccups.
I HAVE HAD THE HICCUPS FOR LIKE TWO HOURS NOW. FUCK.
i really do love kevin. and he loves me, which is nice. he even tolerates me screaming at him about nonsensical things. he is a saint. KEVIN STEEVES IS A SAINT. i am putting him up for canonization.
i am listening to heartless and love lockdown over and over. they are putting me in a good mood for reasons i do not even pretend to understand.
...
PEOPLE OF THE WORLD!
I CALL UPON YOU TO GIVE ME MONEY TIMES 8.
PLEASE AND THANK YOU.
LOVE AND CUDDLES,
ALLYN G MONEY WALSH
“I Mean Everybody Says, “Oh, He’s So Hot, I’d Like To Rape Him.”
– My Mother? (Her Defense: It Was The 70’s)
Magic Money.
so, the social security foolz have decided to give me money. i will soon be getting a check for around 2,000 dollars and then 400 something a month thereafter. HERES THE THING: i will need more than that to set up my apartment, buy a bed, kitchen stuff etc, and pay the down on the apartment. what do i do? do i ask family for money? do i ” deal”? do i cry?
“Dad, That’s A Great Story But I Think You Forgot To Blow Out The Menorah.”
– -Robot Chicken
IS IT RAPE IF
THEY ARE AN AMATEUR PORNSTAR AND CAME THERE FOR THE SOLE REASON OF BEING FUCKED?!
THIS IS ALL BOGGLING THE MIND, PEOPLE.
Also, Ps.
TWO?! THEY MADE TWO “AMATEUR PORN STAR KILLER” FEATURE FILMS?!??!??!?!?1!?
“I’m A Winner, Allyn. You Can’t Stop Winners.”
– Keely, In Response To Me Telling Her To Turn Off The IMac Volume After a Series Of “Congratulations! You’ve Won! Audio Ads.
Rolled Oats.
i am sitting here, eating oatmeal. i have the feeling that perhaps my parents have a better idea of this government money situation than i do, or that when it comes in (if) they plan to take it and do things with it. diane asked me to wash the dishes. yeah right. she could’ve asked me to do the laundry, i would’ve done that. i do not do dishes.
PARENTAL GUIDANCE FACT # 1 FROM ALLYN G....
I Miss This.
why don’t the pills make me better?
Another Day Passes.
With No Government Money, or even a letter saying “Fuck You We Aren’t Giving You Money”
today’s activity is dying my and kp’s hair. pics and updates to follow.
today’s theme is: money troubles.
i slept all day. then i woke up and ate vegan corn chowder (yogurt!) with “aroostook wheat” bread and concentrated grape juice that tasted off.
i forgot...
Goodnight Ladies.
i am going to sleep. obvz checking on animal crossing first.
maybe my government rejection or check will come tomorrow!
who knows?
russian roulette.
Little Girl, I Always Wondered. This Concludes One... →
My Mass And Holy Communion Book.
time to bring some religion to this thur heathen intrawebs.
i am reading the aforementioned pocketsized mass and prayer book for fucking kicks and solemn reflections on how far my life has gone astray. so far i am digging on the “prayer before a crucifix”. my favorite part is “i am sad when i see the wounds on your hands and feet, and think of the words of your prophet, David:...
Also: Guess What, Dad?
your name almost looks like “penis”!
HAHAHAHA.
MY PARENTS BOTH SUCK DICK.
this internet connection and comfortable room with heat and clothing and books and macbook and cellphone and water and toiletries and makeup and jewelry and medicine and everything, ever all paid for by Denis & Diane Walsh Incorporated.
allyn “g money” walsh, living off her parents and...
Fuck You Denis And Diane, But Especially,...
my mom keeps accusing me of wanting to be a man and being a lesbian and every time i bring it up in front of anyone else she pretends she never said it. she does this with lots of things. i honestly, genuinely, hate and very much dislike and loathe her. i really hope and pray everyday that she is not my real mother, and is not actually related to me. she is disgusting and actually not very...
And Yes,
i do wear the same outfit everyday sometimes (a lot of the time, sometimes).
Concussion Lady And Slap Chop Day At Sam &...
“You’re Gonna Love My Nuts!”
Today i spent the day at sam & tegan’s. sam is my sister tegan’s boyfriend and tegan of course is my sister. their ages are: tegan-23 and sam-MYSTERY (he is 25, supposedly.)
tegan was “sick from work”. she really was sick i was just playing with quotes. she was being miserable on the couch and we watched beach patrol...
Ducks.
i would just like to note that i like ducks, but not the ones that live in my animal crossing town because they are bitches and they are sick ALL THE TIME or else asking me to buy them expensive clothes ALL THE TIME or catch bugs ALL THE TIME.
SOUND OF FRUSTRATION INSERTED HERE.
Dedicated Follower Of Fucking Shit Up.
i should re-dye my hair. i should do my laundry. but honestly i just want to go to sleep. i ate some mashed potatoes and apple sauce and a miniscule amount of leftover broccoli (everyone got to it before me). and now i just want to sleep. but if i don’t do laundry i will have no clean panties for tomorrow. my boyfriend is on the douche scale again tonight. my parents and little sister are...
“Cause Even If A Dick Like, Cums In A Dickhole, You Can’t Get Pregnant!”
– Kevin & Ian, College Students
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I Believe It. →
This Is What Living Like This Does.
i am trying to clean my room so i can go visit my boyfriend, Kevin Dean “Eye Of The Storm” Steeves. my room is a level 11 emergency. i do not know emergency levels, but 11 is usually a good number to show extremity. i am wearing a minidress, tights and bondage boots and hoochie hoop earrings while i am doing this.
Things I Need To Remember To Pack For Dean That He Left Here
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I Am A Fucking Failure According To My Parents.
I Am Fat, Messy, Unemployed, Uneducated, and Poor. I Also “Steal Their Socks”.
Because Of This I Am Not Allowed To Visit My Boyfriend This Weekend.
